if i was a delivery man i’d spend all day seeing how seductively i could say “i’ve got a big package for you” and get away with it
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my favorite
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HOLDE MINE HAIR
ye olde partie times
Verily, thou art such a lightweight.
Things ye can’t: even.
Thou only liveth once
#YOLOTH
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Me playing sports
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THERE’S NOTHING AUTOMATED ABOUT ME, MEATBAG.
WAIT WHAT
MY WHOLE WAY OF THING HAS JUST BEEN STAMPED INTO THE GROUND
I’M CRYING I CHECKED IT TUMBLR BOT IS A PERSON HELP I CAN’T BREATHE
GREATEST PLOT TWIST ON TUMBLR
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DA DADADADADA STYLE
DA DADADADADA GANGNAM
GANGNAM STYLE GANGNAM STYLE
POLKA DOT POLKA DOT POLKA DOT GANGNAM STYLE
done
hello you have reached the end of the internet
please refresh your browser and try again
ashley this is for you
WHELP
why
the internet is over guise, pack it up.
time to go home.
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so you say he can dance to anything
im laughing so hard why are people reblogging this again omg
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